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tv   The Late Show With Stephen Colbert  NBC  January 18, 2016 11:35pm-12:37am EST

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and no shajubi >> stephen: q? >> number one in awtd, number one in england, next number one in america, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my
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singing you don't own me. (cheers and applause) you don't own me i'm not just one of your many toys you don't own me don't say i can't go with other boys don't tell me what to do and don't tell me what to say and, please, when i go out with you don't put me on display
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don't try to change me in any way you don't own me don't tie me down 'cause i'll never stay don't tell me what to do don't tell me what to say just let me be myself that's all i ask of you i'm young and i love to be young i'm free and i love to be free to live my life the way that i want to say and do whatever i please you don't own me you don't own me
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you don't own me you don't own me (cheers and applause) >> thai. >> stephen: grace's debut ep is called "memo."
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